An Imaginary, One-Sided Conversation with Shonda Rhimes

Because, of course, she comes over on Thursdays and we watch Shondaland (minus Grey's, I never got into that) on my couch.





Shonda! You are crazy like a fox. I get it now. For Season 4, "Scandal" has transitioned from a drama to a comedy. Brilliant! I was cracking up this whole episode.

What. Shonda. Don't look at me like that. 

Come on! It was hilarious! You and your team are doing a great job. This is comedy gold. "Eiffel Tower"!! Fitz's cry-face! Liv screams at people until she gets her way, because she's "the best in the world!"

Oh.

I'm sorry. I just... okay. You're right. It was super dramatic and "twisty". And yes, my jaw did "hit the floor". My bad. 

Yeah, of course I'll watch next week.

*sigh*

Just... tell me that Cyrus isn't really falling for the gigolo. Tell me he's playing that whole situation like the master manipulator shark that he is. Please? 

You're not gonna tell me, are you.

Okay, I'm going to the kitchen to top off. You want some more Pinot? 

No?

Ah screw it, I'm drinking out of the bottle. "How To Get Away With Murder" is on next.